Halloween Jokes

Can you figure out the answer to these Halloween Jokes and riddles? Use these funny Halloween jokes to entertain the whole family during the next Halloween Party. share this halloween joke with your friends Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? On what kind of street does the Mummy live? What is a ghosts favorite place on the web? Why are Vampires Democrats? What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? Why do vampires scare people? Where did the ghost get it's hair done? What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? Who does Dracula get letters from? What does a ghost eat for lunch? How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? How much does a Pirate pay to get his ears pierced? What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad? Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? What happens when you goose a ghost? What do you call two witches living together? What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt? Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights? What is a Ghost's favorite food? Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. What do ghosts have in their noses? Why did Dracula take cold medicine? What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? Where do baby ghosts go during the day? What did the boy vampire say to the girl? What do ghosts say when something is really neat? Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? What type of dog does every vampire have? Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? What is a ghosts favorite sale? What kind of gum do ghosts chew? What's a monster's favorite bean? Why was the mummy so tense? What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? Why do ghosts scare people? Why can't two ghosts kiss? What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done? Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? What do the birds sing on Halloween? What did the skeleton say to the vampire? What instrument do skeleton play? What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? What was the mummies' vacation like? Where does a ghost go on vacation? When does a ghost have breakfast? Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? What do the skeletons say be for eating? Where do most goblins live? Why did the ghost go into the bar? How do canine scavengers in Africa find their way in the dark? what do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash? What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween? Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? Where did the goblin throw the football? What did the bird say on Halloween? What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? Kock, knock... Who's there... Phillip... Phillip who? What did the goblin say to the witch? What kind of key does a skeleton use? Why did the skeleton cross the road? Who was the most famous French skeleton? What is a vampires favorite place on the web? What is Transylvania? What's a monster's favorite play? What is in a ghost's nose? Where does a ghost go on vacation?  How do vampires get around on Halloween night? What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Which building does Dracula visit in New York? What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? Why was the vampire's face white? Where is a ghost's favorite place to eat? Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? What was the witches favorite subject in school? What do ghosts drink at breakfast? Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Where do ghosts go out? Why don't you ever see ghost's poop? Who was the most famous witch detective? What do u get when theres a witch in the desert? What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? What did the doctor give Dracula for his sore throat? Who was the most famous skeleton detective? What do Skeletons say before eating? How do you scare a mummy? What kind of monster do you have to look out for at the Laundromat? What's the difference between a mummy and an Indian? What do gosts call there girl friends? What does the devil keep between his legs? Why did the headless horseman go into business? What's a monsters favorite desert? Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? How does a girl vampire flirt? What is the favorite health insurance for Goblins, Ghosts and Monsters? Why was the monster athlete so happy? Did you hear the one about the woman who spent all day and night learning how to cast spells? Why did the mummy call the doctor? What do you get when you goose a ghost? Where did the vampire open his savings account? How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? Where do ghost go for fun? Why do ghouls and demons hang out together? What do you call a little monsters parents What does a vampire fear most? What songs does Dracula hate? What is a Skeleton's favorite song. What are the two lumps on a girl ghost's upper half? The maker doesn't want, it the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it, what is it? What do you call a witch's garage? Why do ghosts shiver and moan? Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? What do you call two spiders that just got married? Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter? What is a witch's favorite TV show? What do Italian's eat on Halloween? What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? What did the owl say to the girl ghost as she walked by? What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? Who was the most famous ghost detective? Where does a ghost refuel his porche? How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? What do ghosts serve for dessert? Who won the skeleton beauty contest? What is a vampires least favorite food? Where does Dracula water ski? What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? What can't you give the headless horseman? Why did the vampire need mouthwash? What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? What is a ghost's favorite band? Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street? Why do girl ghosts go on diets? Why are vampires like false teeth? What do they teach in witching school? Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? What do you call a little monsters parents  Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? Why can't boy ghosts have babies? What do witches use in their hair? What did the lady ghost name her weener-dog? Where do vampires keep their money? What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? Who are some of the werewolves cousins? Why do men ghosts like girl ghosts? What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? What's a ghosts favorite desert? Why aren't there any famous skeletons? What did Dracula have for dessert? Where do most werewolves live? Why did Dracula go to the dentist? What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car? Why don't ghost have bands? What's a Vampire's least favourate song? Why don't mummies take vacations? What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? What happens when two vampires meet? Why did the skeleton NOT go to the halloween party? Knock Knock... Who's There... Ivan... Ivan Who? What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? What is a vampires favorite holiday? Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Why do skeletons drink milk? Why is a ghost such a messy eater? What is a ghost's favorite TV Crime Show? Why does a witch ride a broom? What's a skeletons favorite part of the house? Where do mummies go for a swim? What did the ghost say when the boy told him a joke?