Halloween Jokes

Can you figure out the answer to these Halloween Jokes and riddles? Use these funny Halloween jokes to entertain the whole family during the next Halloween Party. share this halloween joke with your friends

• Where does a ghost go on vacation? 
• What is the favorite health insurance for Goblins, Ghosts and Monsters?
• Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
• What is a ghost's favorite TV Crime Show?
• Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
• What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
• Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
• What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
• Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
• What do gosts call there girl friends?
• What is Transylvania?
• What do Skeletons say before eating?
• What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
• What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
• What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
• What does the devil keep between his legs?
• What's a monsters favorite desert?
• What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
• Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
• Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights?
• How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
• What do the birds sing on Halloween?
• Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
• Why do vampires scare people?
• What do you call a little monsters parents
• Where do ghost go for fun?
• Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
• Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
• Where do mummies go for a swim?
• Why are vampires like false teeth?
• What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
• Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
• Why don't ghost have bands?
• What do you call a little monsters parents 
• Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
• Why do ghosts scare people?
• What was the mummies' vacation like?
• What do you get when you goose a ghost?
• What does a ghost eat for lunch?
• Where did the ghost get it's hair done?
• What did the doctor give Dracula for his sore throat?
• Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
• What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
• What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
• What's a monster's favorite play?
• What do you call a witch's garage?
• what do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?
• Where did the vampire open his savings account?
• What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
• Knock Knock... Who's There... Ivan... Ivan Who?
• What is a vampires least favorite food?
• Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street?
• Why was the mummy so tense?
• What kind of monster do you have to look out for at the Laundromat?
• Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
• What is in a ghost's nose?
• What is a ghosts favorite sale?
• How much does a Pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
• What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
• What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
• What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween?
• What instrument do skeleton play?
• Why do skeletons drink milk?
• What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
• Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
• What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
• What's the difference between a mummy and an Indian?
• What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
• What does a vampire fear most?
• What did the bird say on Halloween?
• What do you call two spiders that just got married?
• Why did the headless horseman go into business?
• Who does Dracula get letters from?
• Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
• Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
• Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
• Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
• What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
• Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
• Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
• On what kind of street does the Mummy live?
• What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
• What did Dracula have for dessert?
• What's a ghosts favorite desert?
• Kock, knock... Who's there... Phillip... Phillip who?
• What's a monster's favorite bean?
• How does a girl vampire flirt?
• Why did the ghost go into the bar?
• What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
• Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
• What happens when you goose a ghost?
• When does a ghost have breakfast?
• What type of dog does every vampire have?
• Why don't you ever see ghost's poop?
• The maker doesn't want, it the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it, what is it?
• How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
• What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
• Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
• Why does a witch ride a broom?
• What's a Vampire's least favourate song?
• What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?
• Why did the skeleton NOT go to the halloween party?
• What kind of key does a skeleton use?
• How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
• What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
• What kind of gum do ghosts chew?
• What is a ghosts favorite place on the web?
• How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
• Why did the skeleton cross the road?
• Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
• What is a witch's favorite TV show?
• What did the ghost say when the boy told him a joke?
• Why are Vampires Democrats?
• What can't you give the headless horseman?
• Why did the mummy call the doctor?
• What do ghosts have in their noses?
• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
• Who was the most famous witch detective?
• Why do men ghosts like girl ghosts?
• Whats a ghost's favorate type of car?
• What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
• What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
• What did the owl say to the girl ghost as she walked by?
• What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
• What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
• Where did the goblin throw the football?
• What did the goblin say to the witch?
• Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
• Why don't mummies take vacations?
• What is a vampires favorite holiday?
• What songs does Dracula hate?
• Where do ghosts go out?
• What do you call two witches living together?
• What did the boy vampire say to the girl?
• What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
• Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
• Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
• Why can't two ghosts kiss?
• What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
• What is a Ghost's favorite food?
• What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
• Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
• What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
• What do u get when theres a witch in the desert?
• What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
• Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
• What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
• Why was the monster athlete so happy?
• Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?
• Why was the vampire's face white?
• How do canine scavengers in Africa find their way in the dark?
• What do they teach in witching school?
• Where does Dracula water ski?
• What did the lady ghost name her weener-dog?
• Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
• What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
• Where is a ghost's favorite place to eat?
• What is a ghost's favorite band?
• Who was the most famous ghost detective?
• What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt?
• What do ghosts serve for dessert?
• Where do most goblins live?
• Why can't boy ghosts have babies?
• What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
• Did you hear the one about the woman who spent all day and night learning how to cast spells?
• Where do vampires keep their money?
• What are the two lumps on a girl ghost's upper half?
• What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?
• What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
• Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
• What do witches use in their hair?
• Where does a ghost go on vacation?
• How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
• What happens when two vampires meet?
• What was the witches favorite subject in school?
• Where do most werewolves live?
• What do the skeletons say be for eating?
• Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
• Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
• Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
• What is a vampires favorite place on the web?
• What's a skeletons favorite part of the house?
• How do you scare a mummy?
• Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
• Who was the most famous French skeleton?
• What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?